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Joke of the Day

"What is it that's red. Reddit."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"

"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"

"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."

"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."

"I always thought my brother was studying weather. . . But whenever I ask him he says he's studying Meaty Urology."

"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."

"What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?"