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Joke of the Day
"1998: stop playing pokemon and go outside 2016: stop playing pokemon and come inside"
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"What's the worst part of being bipolar? The fact you love it."
"""Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"" is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare."
"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."
"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."
"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."
"My coworkers are fucking retarded children. Surely thats illegal."
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"My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account. He has a swear jar."