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Joke of the Day

"Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""

"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"

"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"

"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"Have you seen the movie, Constipated? Of course not. It hasn't came out, yet"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town"

"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."