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Joke of the Day
"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."
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"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."
"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"
"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache"""
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my uncle Charlie Not kicking and screaming like the passengers on his bus"