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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."
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"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."
"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
"Say what you will about human beings, but we did invent ice cream."
"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."
"No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?"
"The day I realized my cursing had gotten out of hand. ... was when I dropped the soap in the prison shower and screamed, ""Fuck me right in the ass!"""
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro."
"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."