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Joke of the Day

"If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate."

"I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked."

"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."

"What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind"

"What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu? In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend."

"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."

"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."

"Have you ever been in a Native American orgy...? It's fucking intense."

"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."