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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget king? ""Your shortness."""
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"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""
"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."
"What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management"
"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"
"Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Either way I've lost 1000 dollars playing poker with these dogs"
"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line. Shit!"
"Who won the first tour de France? The 7th German Panzer Division"
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."
"I crashed into a dwarf at some traffic lights He got out of his car and said ""I'm not happy."" I replied, ""Well, which one are you then?"""