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Joke of the Day

"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""

"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"Old Mother Hubbard.. Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard. To Fetch Poor Rover a Bone. When she bent over, rover took over. And gave her a bone of his own!"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."

"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""

"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"

"Why are women so odd? Because they can't even. Huh huh?"

"[hospital] DOCTOR: you're ok ME: so it was just a dream DOCTOR: no your heart did turn into a bowl of cereal but your system is accepting it"