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Joke of the Day
"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."
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"If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you'd be 0K"
"Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights."
"What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator."
"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"
"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."
"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."
"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ""Well, that's not going to happen."""
"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"