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Joke of the Day
"""I am the perfect age for this shit."" -- Roger Murtaugh, age 22"
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"I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping"
"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit."
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"
"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgutory."
"What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved."
"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."