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Joke of the Day
"""I am the perfect age for this shit."" -- Roger Murtaugh, age 22"
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"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"
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"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"
"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"
"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."
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"A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream."
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