49342

Joke of the Day

"What show depicts a new pair of Jordons getting ruined? African American Horror Story"

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom? When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter."

"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."

"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"

"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil..."

"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."

"Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him."

"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"