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Joke of the Day

"People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fuck off. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."

"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"

"Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad"

"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."

"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"

"What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet."

"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."