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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."

"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"Call a woman beautiful a hundred times... Call a woman beautiful hundred times, and she won't remember. But call her fat just *one* time, and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."

"What's bloody and painful and happens once a month? Flossing"

"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"