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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
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"I only break out my Cookie Monster impression if a date is going terribly or really well."
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""
"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""
"Whats common between the world trade centres and genders? There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about."
"What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go"
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape."
"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"
"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."
"The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S. I guess family isn't always enough."