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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist."
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"My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard."
"Am I capable of premeditated murder? Your honor, I've been planning my cheat day for two weeks."
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."
"Marriage is like a hand of cards... You start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for clubs and a spade."
"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."
"Can someone help me, I can't remember,,, Did Sarah Jessica Parker get an Oscar for Sea Biscuit?"
"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"
"84% of Canadians think the preparations for the American blizzard are ""cute"""
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill."