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Joke of the Day

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."

"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."

"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."

"Mexicans are shocked about Trump's wall But they'll get over it"

"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."

"If they put a woman on the $10 bill... Wouldn't it be $7.70?"

"Terry Schiavo's husband might have kept her alive if he was a vegan. Then he would have an all he can eat vegetable."

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."