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Joke of the Day

"""I have a coupon for a large 2 topping"" ""What toppings?"" ""Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza"" ""Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"""

"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !"

"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said 'fuck me!' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life"

"[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. ""Sir, we can't just give-"" Here's $50mil. ""Do you like boy acrobats?"""

"What's the difference between crime and cybercrime? At the moment this joke."

"DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool"