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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."
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"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"
"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""
"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"
"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."
"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""
"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"
"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."
"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."
"I played a game of poker with a leper. He threw his hand in."