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Joke of the Day
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
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"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."
"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."
"FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!"
"What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking"
"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."
"My wife bought four grapefruit spoons. You know, for all those times in your life when there are four people eating grapefruit at once."
"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."
"How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"