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Joke of the Day
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
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"What do you call a quiet asian? Silent-li"
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with a jar of peanut butter? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."
"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"