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Joke of the Day

"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."

"When u r married When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where........................."

"Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate."

"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"

"OUT OF ALL THE BIKES ON THIS BIKE RACK, THIS ONE'S SEAT DEFINITELY SMELLS THE WORST."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode."

"Knock knock... A: Knock, knock! B: Who's there? A: The Interrupting Cow. B: The Interrupt-- A: MOOOOOOOO!!"

"Real ghost niggas eat the BOOty"

"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"