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Joke of the Day
"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."
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"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."
"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."
"After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance."
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""
"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."
"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"
"Sometimes I lie in bed at night, looking up at the stars and think Where the hell did the ceiling go?"
"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""