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Joke of the Day
"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"
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"Yo mama's so fat... That the local all you can eat buffet had to install speed bumps"
"You know what they say about tapirs?... They're nosey pigs."
"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"
"Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now"
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."
"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"
"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."