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Joke of the Day

"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."

"A ghost floats into a bar... The bartender says: 'What'll it be, spirits?"

"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."

"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"

"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"

"16yo [talking w friend]: fam that's lit af, tell bae and the squad that it's on fleek PARENT: *calls 911* i think my kid's having a seizure"

"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."