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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfathers joke is so appropriate today. ""Do you know where they send all the baby chickens that are orphans and have nowhere else to go?"" Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!"

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"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."
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