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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going."
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"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."
"[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis... What does his wife call it? Microsoft."
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"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."
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