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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going."
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"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"
"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""
"I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds. I'm calling it ""CDs Nuts"""
"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"
"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."
"Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?"
"Lost and confused in an helicopter"
"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"
"What did Maxwell Smart Say the first time.... What did Maxwell Smart Say the first time he butt fucked 99? Missed it by that much."