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Joke of the Day
"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."
Next Joke
"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""
"Great Halloween costume idea! I just went through my closet and found my ex's clothes. Does anyone want to be a raging bitch for Halloween?"
"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"
"Have you heard about... Alex Trebex? His job is in jeopardy."
"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."
"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."
"""Hello welcome to meteorologist school. Please stick your head out of the nearest window and pick your diploma up on your way out."""