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Joke of the Day
"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."
Next Joke
"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""
"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."
"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."
"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""
"I thought I saw a pizza in the sexy underwear ad. ...oops, wrong subliminal"
"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They circle Uranus searching for clingons."
"My life is like r/jokes It's the same thing everyday"
"Q: What's an educated hole in the wall? A: A wisecrack."