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Joke of the Day
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
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"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper."
" . The joke does not translate."
"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"
"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin"
"I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green."
"Truth in advertising #1: Burger King- Your actually having it our way, and our way consists of making you fat."
"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"
"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."