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Joke of the Day
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
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"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."
"Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side."
"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* ""M'laria'"
"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."
"Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman."
"Saw a black guy today with a black guy. Did he get punched in the eye?"
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."
"I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces"