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Joke of the Day

"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"

"Just Instagramed picture of a dog. Now I will have to eat it."

"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""

"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"

"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."

"Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend."

"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"

"Petshop Man goes in to petshop and asks for a pet wasp. 'I'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps' 'But you've got one in the window'"

"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"