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Joke of the Day

"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"

"The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea."

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."

"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""

"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"

"A kid asks his dad ""What's worse: ignorance or indifference?"" ""Johnny"", responds his dad, "" I neither know nor care."" Edit: granma grammar."

"I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling ""You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"""

"The minute the great man dies, cryogenics should be employed until a cure is found for old age and chest problems... Freeze Nelson Mandela!"

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"