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Joke of the Day
"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"
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"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"
"ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast."
"I was so drunk last night at the bar. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition."
"Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked ""I haven't seen it"" but I have. I have seen it. A lot."
"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"
"Out of all the Thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? Thane Q"
"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
"What do you find in between the tits of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman? A belly button."