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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim, a Communist and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Welcome, President Obama!"""

"why did the Mexican man push his wife off of a clif? to-quila"

"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"

"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"

"December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it"

"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"

"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."