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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim, a Communist and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Welcome, President Obama!"""

"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"

"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""

"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."

"My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE."

"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."

"Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that."

"How is masturbation and brain damage similar? A few strokes and there's no going back."

"I had falafel for lunch... Now I feel awful."

"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."