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Joke of the Day
"California Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
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"TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake."
"What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie."
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
"""This joke is told through a third persons omniscient point of view."" Said the guy who wanted everyone to know that he had gotten an A in his literature class."
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny."
"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"
"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"
"Hello, I'm a bird, I survived since dinosaurs roamed the earth but windows are too much for me to figure out."