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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny."
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"Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car? [presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit"
"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."
"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"
"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."
"Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes... How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri? You kick his sister in the chin."
"Whats the difference between puberty and prostitution? One is caused by hormones and one causes whore moans"
"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"
"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."
"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."