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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny."
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"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"
"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"
"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"
"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."
"Open Mike Night sounded like a lot of fun... ... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy"
"Nothing says ""I'm unemployed"" like wishing for snow on Facebook."
"Casper The Friendly Ghost never haunted my house. All I got was his stupid cousin, Murray The Constipated Poltergeist."