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Joke of the Day
"I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia."
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"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."
"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""
"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"
"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."
"Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys."
"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."
"Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison? Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors."
"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."
"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""