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Joke of the Day

"Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison? Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors."

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"

"I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours. We just clicked"

"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"

"Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."

"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food."

"Give a girl a plane ticket... ... and she'll fly for a day. Push a girl from a plane, and she'll get to fly for the rest of her life."