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Joke of the Day

"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."

"my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it"

"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."

"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"

"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."

"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."

"A blind man walks into a bar."

"Uh oh, someone is heading this way and it looks like they want to talk to me *flops to the ground like a toy in Toy Story*"

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?"