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Joke of the Day
"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"
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"I think that pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"
"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."
"My mom when I was a kid: ""Never talk to strangers."" ""Never get in their cars."" Me to my future kids: ""Here's how to order an Uber."""
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"
"If Jesus had been LGBT, what would Pilate now be known for asking? What is bruth?"
"I would settle for life handing me anything citrus right now."
"Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April? Because it brings Mayflowers."
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. hold breath 5 mins 2. die"
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."