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Joke of the Day
"A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away."
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"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""
"What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika? A little head"
"My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day I exaggerate. I responded, ""Like a billion."""
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"What's the difference between a tennis ball and a white cop who kills a black teen? The tennis ball will actually see a day in court."
"r/jokes should have an allergy warning Cauition: may contain reposts"
"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."
"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """