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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tennis ball and a white cop who kills a black teen? The tennis ball will actually see a day in court."

"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"

"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."

"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"

"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."