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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."

"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."

"What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao."

"What do computers snack on? micro chips"

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit."

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"

"Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? No, no you didn't."