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Joke of the Day

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."

"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"

"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."

"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."

"If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too."

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Handy"