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Joke of the Day

"Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap."

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Queen: ""come to bed"" King: ""not until i have a name for my soldiers"" Queen: ""k night"" King: ""babe ur a fukin genius"""

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?!"

"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."

"What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"