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"What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"
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"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."
"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."
"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"
"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."
"There's a band called 1023MB They're great, but they never had a gig."
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"Do you wanna get raped? person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse"
"The dinner I ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes."