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Joke of the Day

"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."

"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says "" alright, you can stay..just don't start anything"""

"I'm addicted to ass. It's like crack to me."

"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field"

"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."

"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."

"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."

"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""