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Joke of the Day

"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."

"The question is not ""Why is Instagram not working?"", but ""Why does the world need another picture of you?"" #instagramnotworking"

"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"

"ever have sex while camping? it's fucking in tents"

"Dig a hole all the way to China, poke your head out and yell ""YOU GUYS BUILT THIS SHOVEL IT'S A GREAT SHOVEL JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY!"""

"[doctor gets job as 911 operator] ""What's your emergency?"" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE ""Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"""