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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Today I'm cancer free! And all the days before that, but it still counts."

"Happy Independence Day! oh wait..."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."

"*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope ""You are weak willed and lack conviction"""

"My grandma is very conservative. It would break her heart if she knew I was bi -partisan."

"I admire women with the restraint to draw on their eyebrows. I wouldn't be able to stop until I'd added glasses and a moustache."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."

"It's been reported that Donald Trump has recently found Jesus ... And had him deported."