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Joke of the Day
"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."
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"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"
"[alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say ""see you later alligator"""
"Found an old Tom Jones CD and my underwear drawer flew wide open and all my undies threw themselves at my stereo."
"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."
"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"
"I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me."
"What do computers eat for snacks? Micro-chips."
"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"
"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"