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Joke of the Day

"The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby"

"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"

"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"

"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."

"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."

"The 30-second elevator ride without cell service or Wi-Fi is by far the most terrifying part of my day."

"Me and my girl on my birthday are like an organic compound with an aldehyde group Always ends in -anal"