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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"
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"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"
"If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
"I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits."
"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."
"I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers"
"Why did the blonde start rubbing toothpaste on her vagina? She heard it helps reduce cavities."