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Joke of the Day

"How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell ""B-52!"""

"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."

"Who is Bob Dylan's favourite soccer player? Harry Kane."

"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"Why was the calendar nervous? It's days were numbered!"

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."

"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome."