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Joke of the Day

"Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts"

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"If you could eliminate one entire race off of the face of the planet, which would you choose? the 5k fun run, or the 100 meter dash?"

"I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars"

"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."

"I should go outside and enjoy the amazing weather but my computer cord isn't long enough."

"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"

"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."

"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."